As my Senior year comes to a close I will attempt to post a blog once a day until day of graduation (contradicting a statement in a previous blog). I will have something unique for each day I hope. Each one of them will reflect my college experience. I will also post my finished pieces and survey and graduation ceremony. Today, I will post a list of "rules" or guide lines for a college student (or soon to be college student). These are based off my experiences from the past 4 years.
BE WARNED! VULGER LANGUAGE IS PRESENT!
•Know your roommates – Even if you don’t quite know them it always helps if you know the basics about them. Find out their hobbies and their sleep schedules. You’ll need to know this kind of stuff so you can work around their time and hopefully don’t piss them off.
•HIDE YO SHIT – this is very important for those of you that have a MOOCH living in your presence. They know that stuff isn’t theirs. They’ll ask first and if they really want it they’ll take it when you’re not looking.
•Pick a roommate you trust – friend or no friend, it’s all about whom you’d trust living with you and sharing a living space with. MOOCHES need not apply, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
•Facebook – if you have one, good. If you don’t, get one! This is vital for knowing what’s going on. If you want to see what you did when you blacked out or if you want to creep around and stalk people you’ll need this. Everyone and their mother have one (believe me, my mom has one… and I regretted her knowing I have one).
•Know your schedule – this should be on the top 5 of this list, but I got lazy. If you want to succeed in life, go to class on time unless you want to keep paying a shit ton of money to be a freshman forever.